10. Executing an ingratiation maneuver with a bit of quick jocularity, training officer deployed the phrase girlfriend trouble. Tower of Babel. No interpreters in sight. I could sooner have crafted an origami hare from the gold wafer of his melted wedding band than communicate how completely he had misapprehended me. Girlfriend trouble? Those pesky ladies it’s so hard to keep from bitching at you? Training officer’s feminism missing and presumed dead.