I know Laurie gave me all this bullshit about how he wasn’t my boyfriend, but the way I see it: we’ve had sex a bunch of times, talked about deep shit, he actually seems to like me for some weird reason of his own, I’ve cooked him food, stayed over at his place, and I have a standing invitation to go back there. If it walks, talks, and quacks like a boyfriend, it’s a boyfriend, right?
