I imagine her thinking about that show she likes on ABC where adults pretend to be fairy-tale characters trying to make each other horny, and I imagine her referring to it as a guilty pleasure, like that’s somehow radical or somehow makes her interesting. Will Rumpelstiltskin be able to trick Peter Pan into betraying his relationship with Snow White by reminding him of his long-ago love with the Little Mermaid? I don’t know, baby, will he?? I want to use my hands to redirect her face to a fucking mirror.
