knew I should have gotten that baseball bat.” Rugrat groaned. “Firebombs and you want to hit them with a fucking baseball bat?” Erik nearly yelled before waving his hands, as if to get as far from this lunatic as possible. “Fine, right, okay, of course. For the love of all things holy, warn me before you start rearranging the forest.” “Will do!” Rugrat said with a pleased expression. Erik looked right at Rugrat. “You’re fucking insane.” Rugrat looked touched as he held his heart and bowed his legs, as if he were overly embarrassed. “Thank you. That’s the nicest compliment you’ve given me!”
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