Two Kingdoms (The Dark Side, #3)
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Trickery is reserved for those who don’t have the capacity to make my life miserable, as you well know.”
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You’ll need answers to the puzzle you’ve laid. To seek such, refer to all things from your favorite decade.
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“That’s a completely inappropriate, personal question, and I’m so glad you asked,”
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I need a drink. Or an orgasm. Or both.
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I’m constantly dealing with taco blocko?” I counter, leaving him with the same debacle of deciding to do the math or presuming the question to be rhetorical. “Taco blocko?” he groans. “Beaver dammed?” I amend. He blinks at me. “Twat swatted?” I suggest when the other two seem to puzzle him. He just glares at me when he realizes I could do this all day. “Clam jammed…” I let the words trail off and decide to stop when he starts looking slightly murderous.
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“Rafael,” Lucifer tells me, watching for…some spark of recognition, I’m sure. “The only Rafael I know is green, wears a pointless red mask on his eyes, and is a hero in a half shell,” I ramble,
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“You fucking told her that shit?” Kai growls. Aww. His angry scowl makes him my favorite. Then again, the bar is set pretty low right now.
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“I vote we let her heal and start setting fires of our own for a change. Fuck them. Fuck this. Fuck the fucking balance or what-the-hell-ever is going on right now.”
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“Just so we’re clear…we’re going to walk in, fuck shit up, and walk out like the evil bosses we are, right?”
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“I’m the one with a crown,” I remind him. “No…you’re the one with a lower back tattoo,” Ezekiel drawls.
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It’s like howler monkeys crawled up a gorilla’s ass and had a dinosaur baby that fucked a radioactive Godzilla…and had an even worse baby. If any of that makes sense.