Two Kingdoms (The Dark Side, #3)

by Kristy Cunning

“I’m going to fucking kill her myself, damn it!” “For fuck’s sake, she’s going to drive us all insane!” “When I get my hands on her…” “We need to find a way to chain her to the fucking house!”

Putting as much gravel in my voice as possible, I answer, “He said, ‘Paca, I am your father.’” For a small moment, it’s like hearing crickets at the Apollo after an awesomely unappreciated joke. “I’m going to fucking kill her,” Jude says seriously to Gage, as Ezekiel groans and scrubs a hand over his face.

Those moody sons of bitches. I think being moody is secretly their balance, despite all that other drivel about leashing emotions that Gage was going on about in the third trial. I need a handbook: How to Sync Mensies with Your Harem.

Who killed the Four Horsemen and The Apocalypse if not the Devil?

my thought here was: she killed them and herself. why? No idea

“You’d all really rather sleep in your own rooms because you’re mad at me, and suffer through those nightmares, than to have to share a bed with me? I thought you were simply being petty, but you must truly hate me to knowingly put yourselves through that,” I say on a strained whisper. “All because I wandered off to try and learn more about myself while the four of you plotted your own plan behind my back? Do you not see the hypocrisy, or do you just find my thoughts and needs to be completely irrelevant? Am I still really that insignificant?”

“She’s really easily sidetracked,” I point out to them. “That’s rather annoying.” They all give me a wry look, except for her, of course. She looks rather confused at all of them staring at what would appear to be an empty couch to her.

“So when is it not too soon to point out that your ‘badass’ fight clothes are skirts?” I ask the guys, no longer interested in the gaping crowd around us who are still on their bellies. Four dry looks are my response. “Because that’s simply fascinating,” I go on, my grin only growing.

“Congratulations. You’ve officially become the most psychotic person here,” Jude states with a fuck-you smile that is too much like mine, even though mine’s still better.

They seem angry at me for getting eaten. Or just really angry that they’re trapped while I was being eaten. One of the two.

“Just so we’re clear…we’re going to walk in, fuck shit up, and walk out like the evil bosses we are, right?” Jude shrugs a shoulder as he smirks. Kai gives me a devilish little grin.

I shake my head. “Not possible. They only get individual erections with me.”

“Fucking purple. Just purple. I’m not wearing purple,” I hear Jude griping as another drawer slams shut.

I grin, because they’re totally jealous…of a guy in love with my brother. Doesn’t get much better than this. I will so give them hell. Later. After I finish making new clothes and dealing with the current crisis of a hugely consequential decision.

She fucking fainted because she saw a bunch of gems!”

He smiles unapologetically before waggling his eyebrows. I’m trying to be annoyed, but it’s like his stupid grin makes my grin stupid.