“Why does it have to be a unicorn?” Gage asks like he’s reluctant to do so…but just can’t help himself because he’s a bit of a masochist. I quit struggling and give him all my attention, even as Ezekiel keeps me strapped to his lap. “Because it’d be the perfect balance. Who expects something that shits rainbows to be the end of the world? Unicorns only make sense if they’re evil…” I wait a minute to let that sink in before giving them a conspiratorial nod.
