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Cars use a lot more of the environment than other forms of transport, and also clog up the roads, so the government usually tries to make people go on trains instead. Trains use up less resources than other forms of transport because they tend to be cancelled, which is better for the planet. This means people can get on buses instead, and take up space on the roads, which encourages more people to leave their cars at home and get the train, which they can’t, because there isn’t one.
I’ve got some ten pees in my purse, so I can prove it. On one side it’s got a lady, to show it’s money for humans, and on the other side it’s got a lion in a crown, to remind people not to give money to animals, because they’ll only spend it on stupid shit.
In the olden days, there used to be two types of pasta: spaghetti and spaghetti hoops. Then a new pasta was discovered — tinned pillows called ravioli. Since then, science has had pasta breakthrough after pasta breakthrough, and loads of new pastas have been found. There’s lasagne, which is sort of postcards; there’s farfalle, which is moths; there’s rigatoni, which is sewers; there’s conchiglie, which is fists; and, of course, there’s alphabetti, which is a sort of spaghetti, but more alphabetty.
A sausage in a long bun is called a hot dog, because it looks like a dog (if you imagine a dog that lives in a long bun and has no legs or face).
