I sprout gemstones when I bleed. Danna turns into a bunch of butterflies. Are we really questioning what’s possible?” “What?” said Oscar. “You’re not going to remark on all the mind-blowing things I can do?” Ruby gestured halfheartedly in Oscar’s direction. “Oscar can eat two extra-large pizzas in one sitting while quoting the entire third season of Star Avengers from memory.” Oscar nodded solemnly. “It’s hard to believe I even exist.”
Oh, Oscar, I love you so much
