We love to hate the rich but don’t hesitate to be corrupt to become rich. We take pride in our simplicity but do vulgar displays of wealth at our children’s weddings. We believe in reincarnation, but our funerals are very melodramatic. Our Constitution specifies our rights and their extent, yet we believe everything is our right: from unnecessary honking to spitting in public places, to eve-teasing a girl, to ragging juniors.
