Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?, Vol. 1 (light novel)

by Dachima Inaka

“Just as a friendly reminder, if you should suffer a violent nosebleed or discharge of other bodily fluids, you will be purchasing any merchandise stained in the process, so please be extremely careful.” “I’m not gonna have a nosebleed… Hang on—what other bodily fluids?” “Would you like me to be more specific?” “…No, better not.”

Only anime fans would understand.