The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

by Samantha Shannon

I believe that I would marry this ship, were I a ship myself.”

just why

I know men, too, from their minds to their cocks. And I know how to judge them almost on sight.” Niclays swallowed. “If we could leave the cocks out of this.” He offered a strained grin. “Old as it is, I am still attached to mine.”

actually lol'd