The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

by Samantha Shannon

That is the problem with stories, child. The truth in them cannot be weighed.

“No, but he has got balls,” Melaugo said. “I’ve no time for this pious talk,” Harlowe cut in, “but I do concur with Estina on the subject of your balls, Lord Arteloth.”

actually laughed at loud at this line.