Interview with the Vampire (The Vampire Chronicles, #1)

by Anne Rice

the rapid, tenacious heart of the child, beating harder and harder, refusing to die, beating like a tiny fist beating on a door, crying, ‘I will not die, I will not die, I cannot die, I cannot die.…’

STOP THIS MENTAL IMAGE IS SO FUNNY

ok this is getting weird

Louis: “stop and ask questions whenever you want” also Louis: “omg I’m trying to tell a STORY bitch shut up”

PERVERT!!! Louis ur WEIRD and GROSS

sir please come out of the house with your hands above your head

JAIL!!!!! WTF ANNE RICE

TAKE TWENTY STEPS BACK FROM THE CHILD LOUIS!!!!

Louis ur fuckin GROSS!!!!

THIS WHOLE THING MAKES ME SICK!!!!

p e d o p h I l e

Anne rice what the fuck is wrong with you

I hope your jail cell is cold and uncomfortable

please turn yourself in to the nearest officer I’m BEGGING you