Naturally Tan

by Tan France

A bikini is a vulnerable state to be in, and that’s maybe not how you want to get your next hot boyfriend. The ’80s ruined us. If you’re thirsty for attention, you do you, bish, but if what you want is to feel good about yourself and feel comfortable and supported, wear a one-piece.

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But then, a couple of days later, I heard from the creators, who wanted to schedule another call that day. Since it seemed like a long shot, I was feeling real calm and real sassy (that’s my resting state), and I said whatever I wanted.

We were told that filming would start in four weeks and we were moving to Atlanta for the summer. When we got to Atlanta to start filming, shit really got real. It was a big crew, there were a lot of cameras around, and everyone was talking about how huge this show would be. Every day for three weeks, I was in a panic. I couldn’t stop thinking, I’m doing the worst job ever. There’s no way I’m good at this, and I will never feel comfortable enough around a camera to be myself and, more importantly, to be happy.

On shoes to avoid at all costs: Crocs. Do not wear them.