No one wants to sleep with the ill-fitting suit guy. You’re either going to work or church, and there is no chance of fun afterward. If a woman or man sees a guy wearing that ill-fitting suit and they still want to get some naughtiness on, well, more power to them, but this dude’s probably going to close his eyes during the act and then cry afterward. Women everywhere—be warned. In conclusion, men: wear a suit that fits and drop the functional belt.