My Squirrel Days: Tales from the Star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and The Office

by Ellie Kemper

Carrie Kemper was a good horse to have in my stable.

Emily Sinclair was more of a wild stallion. I knew that every horse could be tamed, but I also knew there was a reason cowboys drank.

As for me, I was getting by on nine hours of sleep a night and my body was beginning to feel it. I was downing what must have been five mugs of Swiss Miss a day, but I was too preoccupied to recognize that I might be developing a problem.