Exasperated, Saint Peter flew the Texan over to the very edge of heaven and had him look over the side. Far, far below there was dense fire and smoke as far as he could see. Saint Peter said, in an almost threatening tone, “What do you think of that?” “That’s a big damn fire, and clearly out of control, but I tell you what, we got some ol’ boys down in Houston who can put that out for ya.”
