How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't

by Lane Moore

“We like each other . . . haha, no we don’t! Ginger and Baby Spice do! We aren’t gay, THEY’RE gay! We’re just playing gay CHARACTERS who do gay things, but we don’t because we’re NOT GAY. Hahaha. If you shout it, it becomes more true!!!”)