Facebook makes me forget those weary strangers at the DMV. Suddenly it feels like the whole world is populated by highly effective, hip professional women, running around from yoga classes to writing workshops, their fashionable outfits pulled taut over their abs of steel, chirping happily at each other about the upcoming publication of their second poetry chapbook—which is really going to make the move to the remodeled loft a little hectic, but hey, that’s life when you’re beautifulish and smartish and hopelessly productive!

