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When do bad bitches get to take a day off?
This reminds me of that skit from a Black Lady's Sketch Show.
And while I tried to save face, I knew there was no use once Eric had the nerve to stop and whisper near my ear, “Nice try, little homie.” before strolling to the kitchen with my girl.
☹😕 Aah
He didn’t bother looking down at me, instead kept his eyes toward the sky when he pointed out, “That cloud. It’s White Jesus. I know it’s White Jesus. He saw me picking money up off the floor to throw in the strip club two weeks ago, and now he’s coming to shut me out of heaven’s gates for my sin.”
That is HILARIOUS!
“Black Jesus, come save me! White Jesus is trippin’. He doesn’t know my heart like you do! We don’t even speak the same language!”
OMG! 🤣🤣🤣
but also looked like Tupac was already judging me for being in here. But I thought only God could…
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