The 7½ Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle

by Stuart Turton

there’s not a servant to be seen. The whole thing’s positively American.”

Lmao

“Dreadful lower-class upbringing, yet built himself forty-odd cotton mills without ever being anything less than an absolute ass. In fifty years of marriage, I didn’t smile till the day I buried him and haven’t stopped since.”

HAHAHA