The Devil Wears Prada

by Lauren Weisberger

I don't ever have dates, but my mama says it's OK for girls to go out alone so I will.

When in doubt (and you never should be), better to be underdressed in something fabulous than overdressed in something fabulous.

Fuck her for even thinking that I was anything like her. And most of all, fuck her for being right.

And then, while the pretty brunette girl finished singing her verse, he buzzed me through like I was someone who mattered.