“Andy, since you seem to be a little slow on the uptake here, this is my house. My parents are hosting this party, and I was clever enough to have them ask your boss to bring you along. Did she tell you I was ten years old, or did you just decide that for yourself?” “You're joking. Tell me you're joking. Please?” “Nope. Fun, right? Since I can't seem to pin you down any other way, I thought this might work.
ARGHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
