I Dare You (Waylon University, #1)
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Read between April 16 - April 18, 2023
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Her lips tighten. “It’s Muffin now, and why do you have to use such big words? What does quasi even mean?”
Emily
Is Martha an idiot?
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Sometimes I giggle uncontrollably, but more often than not, I sneeze when I’m nervous.
Emily
This is such a weird fucking quirk to have.
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“He’s been spayed.
Emily
Baby we don’t “spay” male cats, we neuter them.
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“You’re such a nerd, Delaney.” “And your point is?” His eyes light up. “I like it. I like a girl with a brain.”
Emily
What does an apron that says “may the forks be with you,” have to do with her level of intelligence?
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At least Eminem is blaring on the radio, and I crank it up. The lyrics to “One Shot” blast out as I tap the beat on the steering wheel. The song feels prophetic.
Emily
Eminem does not have a song called “One Shot,” based on the cliche here though I’m guessing you mean “Lose Yourself,” since the song starts out “if you have one shot, one opportunity, this is everything you ever wanted…” Come on man.