911 OPERATOR: This is 911. Do you have an emergency? CALLER: Yes! It’s my husband! He collapsed to the floor and his face turned blue and he’s making a weird noise! 911 OPERATOR: What kind of noise? CALLER: It sounds like “aarp.” 911 OPERATOR: OK, I’ll send a hearse. CALLER: Don’t you mean an ambulance? 911 OPERATOR: No.
The "aarp" sound is his reference to the AARP.
