If there were a criminal-justice system consisting entirely of dogs, this is how it would work: JUDGE DOG: How does the defendant plead? DEFENDANT DOG: Guilty, Your Honor. DEFENSE ATTORNEY DOG: I also plead guilty. JUDGE DOG: Guilty of what? DEFENSE ATTORNEY DOG: I don’t know. PROSECUTOR AND JURY DOGS: We are also guilty, Your Honor. JUDGE DOG: Me too!
