The School for Good and Evil (The School for Good and Evil, #1)

by Soman Chainani

“HELP! YOU WANT ME TO HELP A NEVER KISS AN EVER! I’D RATHER STICK MY HEAD UP A HORSE’S—”

“Rat droppings. Makes the best fudge.”

Hehehe

“I’m the man here, not you!” “Then act like one!”