In this modern-day labyrinth tale, two groups of researchers played the role of Ariadne to my wandering Theseus: Yiming Huang and Marco Valtorta at the University of South Carolina and my own student, Ilya Shpitser, at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA). Both groups independently and simultaneously proved that Rules 1 to 3 suffice to get out of any do-labyrinth that has an exit.