I said I had to go take a piss. So I did. I punched the bathroom mirror on accident when I was washing my hands. The mirror fell off the wall and took the sink with it. I didn’t stay. It had been a tremendous fucking crash and I needed to warn my friends. The barmaid was making for the wreckage. “We gotta go,” I said. “I mean like we gotta go right fuckin now.” The barmaid was cussing in the bathroom and we said goodbye to the Knight of Columbus. He said not to worry about the barmaid. “That whore has had two abortions,” he said.
