This was an easy casualty. The casualty had a face. He wasn’t burned up. He didn’t bleed out internally. He’d be alright. He’d get a Purple Heart and the Purple Heart would get him laid a few more times than he would have otherwise and he didn’t even have to get hurt that bad. The thing about Purple Hearts is you can’t get hurt too bad. You get hurt too bad and girls won’t fuck you no matter how many Purple Hearts you have.
