I knew the Lord’s Prayer, the Hail Mary, and could fake my way through the Apostle’s Creed, but the moment I stepped into church, my brain took a short vacation and my body took over. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. St-shit . . . no. Kneel? If you keep your eyes open and move your mouth enough, nobody will know that you have no idea what’s going on.
Catholicism, am i right?
