POTUS even tried to speak in Hindi—always a crowd pleaser. So yes, the Indians are satisfied, but only because of the president. He knows this, but he’s throwing us a bone anyway. Humility is a privilege of the great. POTUS starts to walk back up to the front of the plane when he pivots back with a mischievous smirk. He clacks away on his Nicorette, feeling out the tempo for his joke as if he’s hopping between two jump ropes. “You know,” he begins, “it’s not every day you can make a billion people happy!” He gives us that toothy grin you see in photos, the one where his whole face is a huge
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