Dancing with the Tsars (Ross O’Carroll-Kelly Book 16)

by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Jesus, my old man kept me indoors with the curtains drawn for a month during Italia ’90 just to make sure I didn’t develop an interest in that ridiculous game. He stuck the TV in the attic and told me that I had a terminal illness and couldn’t leave my room.

Yeah, no, Johnny has gone mad into Moana, this Disney cortoon about some princess from, I don’t know, Tonga, or Samoa, or one of those third-tier rugby countries.