“Okay. So I’ve been wondering about this whole costume thing. Your new outfit. I wasn’t going to say anything, but it’s driving me nuts. What’s with all these crazy stripes and the embroidery?” “You don’t like it?” “I like the lightning bolt. And the tower. And the frogs. It’s psychedelic, Biscuit. Can you please explain why y’all wear such stupid outfits? Promise I won’t tell anyone.” “They aren’t stupid.” “Yes, they are. Tights are stupid. It’s like you’re showing off. Look how big my dick is.” “Tights are comfortable. They allow freedom of movement. They’re machine washable.” He began to
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