Get in Trouble: Stories
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you’re not a slave, right?” “I don’t know what I am,” Fran said. “I guess one day I’ll have to figure that out.”
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“Ryan Shoemaker,”
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Kyle Rainey.”
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That was one of the ways they cotched you, Fran figured. Like wild animals when someone shone a light at them.
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She sold the guitar when she got to New York City. What was left of her daddy’s two hundred dollars had bought her a Greyhound ticket and a couple of burgers at the bus station.
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Fawn,
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Or want to kiss you
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Bubble of blood
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Paul Zell
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New York City.
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Daddy bar to all the minibars in all the rooms.
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Now fill up the lobby with dentists and superheroes. Men and women, oral surgeons, eighth-dimensional entities, mutants, and freaks who want to save your teeth, save the world, and maybe end up with a television show, too.
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Real ones? Makes this a fantasy story.
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Aliss,
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Billie Faggart.
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Melinda Bowles
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the Enchantress Magic EightBall
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Master Thief Boggle.
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massively multiplayer online role-playing game. 1990’s
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a bubble of blood.
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“Melinda Bowles,”
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bubble of blood.
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the Enchantress Magic EightBall met the Master Thief Boggle in King Nermal’s Chamber and challenged him to a game of chess.
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things were bad at school and worse at home,
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That’s when young girls will run away
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how else could I convince you that I was a thirty-two-year-old divorced high school algebra teacher?
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(Conrad Linthor,
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I know you’re supposed to be able to laugh at yourself, but that’s pretty sucky advice when everyone is always laughing at you already.)
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the teeth grinding, that’s me. Not Melinda.
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Mee too
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that’s love, and nobody really understands how it works. It just happens.
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Haha sad
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what she needs is to look less like herself. To look less like a fifteen-year-old crazy liar.
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Her first New York bagel.
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Haha - me neither
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Billie thinks those lights are the loneliest things she’s ever seen.
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Even lonelier than the light of distant stars that are already dead by the time their light reaches us.
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A Ray Bradbury comment
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What would Alice do, Billie thinks. Billie has always been a Lewis Carroll fan, and not just because of the chess stuff.
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It’s the first time Billie’s ever been drunk, and she’s not very good at it.
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In which I continue to act stupidly.
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Not so stupid for 15 & never been out of town, and “things were bad at school and worse at home.” p. 90
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“Call me Eloise,” Conrad Linthor says.
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Eloise. The girl who lives in The Plaza? Has a pet whale named Moby Dick?”
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Billie’s legs are noodles. The ends of her hair are poison needles. Her tongue is a bristly sponge, and her eyes are bags of bleach.