Kindle Notes & Highlights
by
Mat Waugh
Read between
November 7 - November 8, 2025
Who's there? Winnie-thup. Winnie-thup who? You're right! Winnie-the-Pooh!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
Doctor, Doctor! I'm turning into a piano! Just sit here while I make some notes.
What do you get if you cross a cat with an octagon? An octopus!
What's the difference between a baker and an elephant? One bakes the bread, the other breaks the bed.
What's grey, has four legs and a huge trunk? A mouse going on a long vacation.
Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work
What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath!
Help! I've only got 59 seconds to live! I'll be with you in a minute.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
What goes zzub-zzub? A bee going backwards!
What word begins with an E, ends with an E but only has one letter in it? An envelope!
Waiter, Waiter! Do you have frogs’ legs? No sir, I’ve always walked like this.
