“I still have lesbian thoughts. And today, I have to at least give lesbianism a passing glance. I mean, who knows? Maybe I’m gay. Maybe I’m a scientist. How would I know anything? I’ve spent my whole life pretending I am who they want me to be. My husband comes home from work and says, ‘What did you do today, honey?’ And I say, ‘Oh nothing, just searched the web for hardcore lesbian porn. By the way, we’ve got these pop-up ads now that I can’t seem to get rid of.’ ” Alma laughed. I looked over at her husband and he nodded.
