It wasn’t as pleasant to be President of the United States as Donald Trump had expected. Firing people was just about the most fun thing in the world. When he did it in the business world and on TV, he was met with fear and respect. But as soon as he set a head or two rolling in the White House (or thirteen: it sort of depended on how you counted them), the corrupt media insinuated that he was mentally unstable. Another horrible experience was that the Republicans – his Republicans – didn’t do as he said. And that apparently the law was written in such a way that he couldn’t fire them too. And
