Look Alive Twenty-Five

by Janet Evanovich

It was a small car overstuffed with large women.

She thinks I’ve got something going on the side.” “Do you?” “Not tonight,” Krut said.

“Babe,” Ranger said. “Your intentions are admirable, but chances are good that you’ll die.”

“This is most interesting,” Raymond said. “We have become a theme deli. I have some black leather chaps in my closet for special occasions that I might wear tomorrow. They would be appropriate for the fry station because they only expose my butt cheeks. I would not be in jeopardy of getting splatter burns on my sensitive frontal private areas.”

“Not so,” Raymond said. “I have firm butt cheeks with silky smooth skin. I am excellent to see in chaps.”