MY FRIEND EMMA and I took a car home on one of those hot summer nights when the subway was not running and the MTA had put some shoddy excuse on an official-looking sign that made everybody feel even more furious. THE F TRAIN ATE DINNER TOO LATE AND ISN’T FEELING GREAT. MEANWHILE PLEASE ENJOY THE DEMISE OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF THIS GREAT NATION BY TAKING A CAR HOME INSTEAD.
