“How about I give you whatever I don’t finish?” This perks me up considerably. “Are you planning on not finishing the salad?” “No, but I figured the offer would cheer you up.” It does. I’m starving, ravenous, and her offer to let me finish her plate? Fucking adorable. “Hey Lucy?” “Hmm?” “Know what I’m going to do?” “What?” “I’m going to date the shit out of you.”