Darkdawn (The Nevernight Chronicle, #3)

by Jay Kristoff

‘The deed is done. And all things considered, nothing went too badly tits up.’ ‘… what difference does it make, the direction your breasts are pointing …?’

shhhh …’ came a murmur at her feet. ‘… do you hear that …?’ ‘… Hear what?’ ‘… it appears to be the sound of … breasts tilting skyward …?’

‘It has footnotes? What kind of wanker writes a novel with footnotes?’

‘I’m not some hero in a storybook. I’m not someone you should aspire to be. I’m a ruthless cunt,