Happy Doomsday

by David Sosnowski

the same story each time: nothing. Nothing to the power of nothing . . .

0 to the power of 0 is 1.

He’d always thought of cats as being like dogs, but with Asperger’s.

As for the cats, they were cats: softly padding mysteries, keeping their agendas to themselves. Watching from a distance, Dev realized he’d been wrong about them all along. Cats weren’t dogs with Asperger’s; they were neurotypical women. He could look at them all day long without knowing a thing about them, except that he admired how well they carried their indifference for him.