The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

by Rick Riordan

Idk what the situation is but it’s giving that scene/scenario with donkey and the dragon lol

We all passed his course, and we should never, never grow up to be violent people.

Oh yeah that teaches them 😐🤨

She was wearing jeans and a denim jacket over her orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt.

SHUT UP HE HAS A PHOTO OF HER IN HIS NOTEBOOK????? 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

Like any girl at Meriwether would ever be caught dead calling my name.

Well that’s why you have Annabeth 😊

“Well, well, if it isn’t Peter Johnson. My millennium is complete.”

Long live Peter Johnson 😂🙌🏾

I do expect you to refrain from causing any more trouble.”

This from a man who’s literally in a prison jumpsuit? 🤨🤨

“Three deaths and twenty-six mutilations,” someone at the Apollo table called.

Excuse me? 🧍🏾‍♀️

but that will make the horses nervous. Hermes’s cabin, possibly?”

Bro I want Chiron back 😒😔

Even though Tantalus had insisted we forget trying to protect the camp, some of the campers had quietly kept it up, working out a schedule during our free times.

Nah cause like wtf do you mean “forget about protecting the camp” ???? 🤨🤨 They just supposed to let it be overrun by monsters and get destroyed?

You might live for years in a vegetative state.

Oh yea that’s great

No s’mores at the campfire for a week!

How will the kids ever survive that? 🙄

Very big sugar cubes. And apples. Did I mention the apples? Finally they agreed to let me harness them.

😂😂😂 They said: “Food?” 👀😏

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Ha ha

“30, 31, 75, 12,” I said.

Childddd I woulda been forgotten those numbers

“or I’ll turn you back into a cell phone and set you on vibrate!

🤨

She’s touching me,

“Touching me, she’s touching me” 🤢 “I’m not touching you” 😑 “Aah you’re touching me” 👿🤮 “It’s free air” 🙄

a Ziploc bag full of cash, a leather pouch full of golden drachmas.

So far the best non crazy family member lwk

“They didn’t…I let them stay behind. To protect the camp.”

Let them stay behind or they didn’t want to go?

My nautical senses told me

😂😂😂 Sorry it’s lwk giving “My Spidey-senses told me”

I almost didn’t recognize her. She was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.’s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean, she looked good. Really good. I probably would’ve been tongue-tied if I could’ve said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn’t Annabeth.

Just HAD to turn him into a Guinea Pig 😔💔

her face turned the color of guacamole and she went below to lie in a hammock.

Oof girl id be right there with you

I ordered one of the ropes to wrap around Annabeth’s waist, tying her to the foremast.

Ohhh okay this is what Walker was weirdly describing lol

I’m not—”

Ohp well that’s what you get not shutting up

In case you’re wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn’t smell that great.

Lmao I’m sure

“Bad Polyphemus,” Tyson said. “Not all Cyclopes as nice as we look.”

😆😆😆 Man I knew he wasn’t dead 🥳 I was thinking there’s no way Rick would introduce him then kill not long after 🙂‍↕️🙌🏾

“I’m his son, too. He won’t play favorites.”

Huh he said “Try again” 😂

when Clarisse shouted from the deck, “Yeah, Jackson! In your face, Cyclops!”

Clarisse istg

it acts like a sinkhole, pulling down everything around

Bestie we’ve seen Titanic we know 😮‍💨

“It appears I shall have to reinstate Chiron as activities director. I suppose I do miss the old horse’s pinochle games.”

YESSSSSS THE FRUSTRATIONS ARE OVER 🥳🥳🥳🙏🏾🙏🏾

“One on one,” I challenged Luke. “What are you afraid of ?”

Babes, unless you’re able to do that disarming tactic you learned and used ONE TIME I’m little skeptical about your options here buddy

“Percy,” Chiron said, his voice impossibly soft. “The titan Kronos is my father.”

Oh a twist 😅

What about a guinea pig? George! Martha chided. Don’t tease the boy.

That’s hilarious