The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

by Rick Riordan

He reminded me of the Oracle at Camp Half-Blood—which was a shriveled-up mummy—

already a sick burn but to go back and clarify... diabolical work

“Canadians,” she decided.

so fuckin funny

Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

yepppp that's greek mythology for you

“Three deaths and twenty-six mutilations,”

right right right. standard stuff

“It is okay. I will be a good monster. Then you will not have to be mad.”

STOP IT ILL CRY

I’m mad at Poseidon. I feel like he’s trying to embarrass me, like he’s trying to compare us or something, and I don’t understand why.”

mmmmmmm i don't like that percy

“Oh, well, perhaps not. You might live for years in a vegetative state.

silly!

Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.” “It was probably important to her.”

hehehe

Either we all went together, or nobody went. “Nobody!” Tyson voted. “Please?”

he's so me

“If it isn’t my two favorite cousins. Come right in.”

oh dammit

donut shops weren’t real high on my list of sinister forces.

funny

“I will fix it. Be right back.”

oh no

“The titan Kronos is my father.”

oh-

I wasn’t sure whether I was supposed to kneel or buy stamps from him or what.

so silly

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we’re related, for better or worse…and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”

very wise

“I am Thalia,” the girl said. “Daughter of Zeus.”

it's happening!