“So, are you the only one who can go incognito, or do I get to wear the disguise next time?” “Do you have one in mind?” she asked, clearly struggling to take me seriously. “I don’t get to pull a Hailey on the new girl students?” She snorted. “Even if I wasn’t done pursuing innocent fourteen-year-olds, you really are just not pretty enough for knee socks.” “Well, I do a really good impression of a mindless rugger.” “No, you don’t,” she said. “Thank God. You should tell your therapist that rugby does nothing whatsoever to alleviate your very real anger issues.” “Not my therapist. My school
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