Hate Notes

by Vi Keeland

“When God was making the mold for good-looking men, he asked one of his angels what else he should add to make a man more attractive in her eyes. The angel didn’t want to be disrespectful by using foul language, so she simply said, ‘Give him a big stick.’ Unfortunately, the added piece was put on backward, and now all good-looking men are born with a large stick up their tuchus.”

But you need to figure out how to love the life that you have, while you work on the life that you want.

You can only find true happiness within yourself, not inside of other people, no matter how much you care about them.

“That’s fine. But knowing where I live and seeing where I live are two different things.” “How so?” “Well . . .” I sat back in my chair and gestured to the outfit I wore. “You know I’m naked under here. But that doesn’t mean I have to show you my breasts.”

Such an asshole. A gorgeous, arrogant asshole who looked just as good going as he did coming.

Charlotte, If you have any further questions about Bridgehampton, feel free to air-type them up for me. Reed

“Charlotte and I took a walk to discuss business. She sees this squirrel run right into the lake. It was dark, and the rodent was flailing its little arms and legs for dear life, trying to stay afloat. She then decides to go and pull a Charlotte, didn’t even think twice, jumped right into the lake and saved it . . . set it free, saved its life.”

This was soooooo cute. 🥰

“Darling as in my last name, with a big D not a little d, right? That’s okay, I like big Ds.” She did not just say that.