Not expecting her to stop when she reached me, I took a cautious step back, anticipating getting reamed out. Instead, her eyes closed, hands raised, and her fingers frantically began typing in the air. Seriously. Fucking. Nuts. And so beautiful when her nostrils were flaring. She hit what I presumed was the imaginary “Enter” button, took a deep breath, opened her eyes, and walked out of the office without another word. I might’ve watched the sway of her ass the entire way out. We both needed goddamn counseling.