Hate Notes

by Vi Keeland

“Occupation: dog-surfing instructor. Hobbies and interests: dogs and surfing. Previous employment: night manager at Deez Nuts.”

Nah this had me cracking up🤣

Sure, if you consider expressive eyes, luscious lips, and a body like a 1950s pin-up “pretty.” More like kryptonite.

Now this is how a man should describe a woman😌

Typical annoying, insistent, sometimes clever but always . . . beautiful Charlotte. Fucking beautiful Charlotte. Fucking beautiful Charlotte who was not going anywhere near my brother.

One man’s overlooked blessing is soon another man’s gain.”

There are two things we don’t have to chase after: trains and men. Because there’ll always be another one ready to pick us up right behind the first.”

Clock that tea Iris😝🤏🏽